1 00:00:01,635 --> 00:00:03,602 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 2 00:00:03,671 --> 00:00:05,537 AND NICKELODEON 3 00:00:34,302 --> 00:00:37,336 WOHAHAHAHAHAHA! 4 00:00:49,651 --> 00:00:51,517 [SIREN] 5 00:00:57,225 --> 00:00:59,092 [INDISTINCT RADIO TRANSMISSION] 6 00:01:01,062 --> 00:01:02,928 [MUMBLING] 7 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:06,865 [GASPS] 8 00:01:23,184 --> 00:01:24,350 AAH! 9 00:01:27,622 --> 00:01:28,454 AAH! 10 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:34,227 HUMAN LAW ENFORCEMENT MACHINE. 11 00:01:34,295 --> 00:01:36,395 MARKINGS: LIGHTY FLASHY THINGS ON TOP. 12 00:01:36,463 --> 00:01:37,396 DEFENSIVE CAPABILITY: MINIMAL. 13 00:01:37,465 --> 00:01:38,664 [EXPLOSION] 14 00:01:38,732 --> 00:01:41,333 EXPLODES ON IMPACT WITH GIANT WEENIE. 15 00:01:41,402 --> 00:01:43,068 EVALUATION: PATHETIC! 16 00:01:43,137 --> 00:01:45,237 PATHETIC EARTH VEHICLE. 17 00:01:45,306 --> 00:01:46,438 HA HA HA HA HA! 18 00:01:46,507 --> 00:01:47,773 [BEEPING] 19 00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:48,774 [GASPS] 20 00:01:48,843 --> 00:01:50,910 WARNING? HOW COULD THAT BE? 21 00:01:50,979 --> 00:01:53,779 NOTHING THREATENS AN IRKEN VOOT RUNNER. 22 00:01:53,848 --> 00:01:55,247 ♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪ 23 00:01:55,316 --> 00:01:56,715 ♪ LA LA LA LA LA ♪ 24 00:01:56,784 --> 00:01:57,716 ♪ LA LA LA LA LA ♪ 25 00:01:57,785 --> 00:01:59,418 COMPUTER, RUN A DIAGNOSTIC. 26 00:01:59,487 --> 00:02:01,086 YOU HAVE GONE CRAZY! 27 00:02:01,155 --> 00:02:02,221 [GASPS] 28 00:02:02,290 --> 00:02:03,589 ♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪ 29 00:02:03,658 --> 00:02:05,624 ♪ LA LA LA LA LA ♪ 30 00:02:11,065 --> 00:02:14,233 [SCREAMING] 31 00:02:18,673 --> 00:02:20,339 EJECT! EJECT! 32 00:02:30,684 --> 00:02:32,384 Computer voice: EJECT COMMAND INITIATED. 33 00:02:43,564 --> 00:02:45,430 [GRUNTING] 34 00:02:51,071 --> 00:02:53,639 RUINED. RUINED. 35 00:02:53,708 --> 00:02:56,675 IRKEN ENGINEERING REDUCED TO...THIS. 36 00:02:56,744 --> 00:02:59,645 SURELY THAT WAS NO HUMAN BEE. 37 00:02:59,714 --> 00:03:01,146 ONCE I TAKE CARE OF THE HUMANS, 38 00:03:01,215 --> 00:03:04,516 I WILL BEGIN MY WAR AGAINST... 39 00:03:04,585 --> 00:03:05,484 THE BEES. 40 00:03:08,222 --> 00:03:09,655 GIR, RESPOND. 41 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:11,323 I NEED YOU TO SEND OUT A TOW VEHICLE 42 00:03:11,392 --> 00:03:12,658 TO PICK UP THE VOOT RUNNER. 43 00:03:12,727 --> 00:03:14,826 [STATIC] 44 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:17,296 GIR? HELLO? 45 00:03:17,365 --> 00:03:19,331 GIR, WHERE ARE YOU? 46 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,267 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 47 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:31,444 MUST BE SOME INTERFERENCE. 48 00:03:31,512 --> 00:03:32,511 OH, WELL. 49 00:03:32,580 --> 00:03:34,112 THIS PLACE IS FAIRLY DESERTED 50 00:03:34,181 --> 00:03:35,281 AND WELL HIDDEN. 51 00:03:35,350 --> 00:03:37,616 I SHOULD BE ABLE TO RETURN WITH THE TOW VEHICLE, 52 00:03:37,685 --> 00:03:39,384 PICK THE CRUISER UP, AND GO. 53 00:03:39,453 --> 00:03:41,787 AND WHEN THE REPAIRS ARE DONE, 54 00:03:41,856 --> 00:03:46,058 I SHALL HUNT DOWN THAT EVIL DEATH BEE. 55 00:03:53,368 --> 00:03:56,735 AN ALIEN. 56 00:04:02,543 --> 00:04:03,976 [CRASH, CAT MEOWS] 57 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:05,577 [CRASH, WOMAN SCREAMS] 58 00:04:07,381 --> 00:04:09,081 [CRASH] 59 00:04:19,060 --> 00:04:21,427 COMPUTER, BRING ME THE VOOT CARRIER. 60 00:04:25,233 --> 00:04:26,365 HMM. 61 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:29,168 COMPUTER, DISGUISE THE CARRIER-- 62 00:04:29,237 --> 00:04:31,070 SOMETHING LESS CONSPICUOUS. 63 00:04:31,138 --> 00:04:33,538 Computer voice: PROCESSING. PROCESSING! 64 00:04:36,344 --> 00:04:39,211 WHY AM I SO AMAZING? 65 00:04:41,182 --> 00:04:43,048 [WHISTLING] 66 00:04:47,689 --> 00:04:50,289 THIS SHOULD BE A STANDARD RECOVERY OPERATION, PIG. 67 00:04:50,357 --> 00:04:51,290 WE MOVE IN, 68 00:04:51,359 --> 00:04:52,291 WE LOAD THE VOOT RUNNER INTO YOU, 69 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:53,526 AND WE'RE OUT OF THERE. 70 00:04:53,595 --> 00:04:55,527 THE HUMANS WILL BE NONE THE WISER. 71 00:05:02,537 --> 00:05:03,636 MY SHIP-- 72 00:05:03,704 --> 00:05:04,970 IN THE HANDS OF THE ENEMY. 73 00:05:05,039 --> 00:05:06,639 HOW? HOW? 74 00:05:06,707 --> 00:05:10,576 WHO KNOWS WHAT DEFENSES THEY COULD DEVISE THROUGH REVERSE ENGINEERING? 75 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,143 STAY HERE, PIG. 76 00:05:12,212 --> 00:05:13,980 I'LL CALL YOU IN AS SOON AS I CAN GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO THE VOOT RUNNER. 77 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:18,951 WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? 78 00:05:19,020 --> 00:05:20,987 WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? 79 00:05:21,055 --> 00:05:23,989 WHAT IS THAT THING ON YOUR HEAD? 80 00:05:27,227 --> 00:05:28,494 HOLD IT! 81 00:05:28,563 --> 00:05:32,964 WE ARE THE CHILDREN OF THE BRIGHT AND SHINING SAUCER. 82 00:05:33,033 --> 00:05:37,102 WE HAVE CLAIMED THIS DOWNED ALIEN LOVE SHIP 83 00:05:37,171 --> 00:05:40,539 AND WANT TO SHARE IT WITH ALL HUMANITY. 84 00:05:40,608 --> 00:05:45,711 BUT HUMANITY MUST PROVE ITSELF WORTHY. 85 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:47,279 LOVE SHIP? 86 00:05:47,348 --> 00:05:48,714 BUT THAT'S MY--MY... 87 00:05:48,783 --> 00:05:50,883 YOUR WHAT? 88 00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:52,752 UH... 89 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:54,620 MY DREAM. 90 00:05:54,689 --> 00:05:56,455 TO BECOME WORTHY ENOUGH 91 00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:59,491 TO GET CLOSE TO THE LOVE SHIP. 92 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:01,627 WONDERFUL. 93 00:06:01,696 --> 00:06:05,130 OUR LEADER IS CONDUCTING AN INITIATION RIGHT NOW. 94 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:06,331 STARCHUNK? 95 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:07,633 INITIATION? 96 00:06:07,702 --> 00:06:08,667 FOOLS! 97 00:06:08,736 --> 00:06:11,970 THERE IS NONE SO WORTHY AS ZIM! 98 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:15,507 YOU'VE NO IDEA WHAT POWERS YOU ARE DEALING WITH. 99 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:17,910 NO IDEA AT-- 100 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:25,818 Man: NOW, THE FINAL INITIATION. 101 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:27,753 [ZIM SCREAMING] 102 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:35,194 DUH... 103 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:41,499 OK, FINALLY. 104 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:42,768 MY RECOVERY VEHICLE! 105 00:06:42,837 --> 00:06:45,938 WE'VE JUST FOUND A NUMBER OF ALIEN ARTIFACTS 106 00:06:46,007 --> 00:06:47,272 NEAR THE SITE. 107 00:06:47,341 --> 00:06:50,543 TRULY THIS IS A SIGN. 108 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:53,545 All: OOH. 109 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:54,780 [GASPS] 110 00:06:54,848 --> 00:06:57,549 IT APPEARS TO BE SOME FORM OF SYMBOLIC GREETING. 111 00:06:57,618 --> 00:07:02,788 THE PIG FORM PERHAPS REPRESENTS MANKIND'S... 112 00:07:02,857 --> 00:07:07,226 PIGLIKE AFFINITY FOR EXPLORATION. 113 00:07:12,199 --> 00:07:13,665 Man: THE PIG ACCEPTS ME! 114 00:07:13,734 --> 00:07:15,300 FOOLS! 115 00:07:15,369 --> 00:07:18,971 YOU HAVE NO POSSIBLE IDEA WHAT POWER YOU TOY WITH! 116 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:20,338 RELEASE THE PIG! 117 00:07:20,407 --> 00:07:25,678 THE PIG BELONGS TO ALL MANKIND. 118 00:07:25,746 --> 00:07:28,480 THIS IS NO MAN PIG. 119 00:07:28,549 --> 00:07:29,348 HEY! 120 00:07:32,686 --> 00:07:34,520 [GASPING] 121 00:07:36,490 --> 00:07:37,956 WHAT? WHAT? 122 00:07:38,025 --> 00:07:40,092 THE ALIEN! 123 00:07:40,161 --> 00:07:42,294 THE ONE I TOLD YOU I SAW. 124 00:07:42,363 --> 00:07:44,363 HMM? WHERE? 125 00:07:47,635 --> 00:07:48,600 [SQUEALS] 126 00:07:48,669 --> 00:07:49,735 DON'T COME ANY CLOSER. 127 00:07:49,804 --> 00:07:51,604 DON'T TRY ANYTHING ON ME OR I'LL-- 128 00:07:51,672 --> 00:07:53,738 I'LL--I'LL LAY EGGS IN YOUR STOMACH. 129 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:54,673 I MEAN IT. 130 00:07:56,510 --> 00:07:59,945 NOOO! 131 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:03,115 All: ALLLLIEN. 132 00:08:03,184 --> 00:08:05,450 Man: WE ARE YOUR LOVING SERVANTS, 133 00:08:05,519 --> 00:08:07,319 OH, WISE ONE. 134 00:08:08,956 --> 00:08:11,123 STAND AWAY. YOU SMELL LIKE FEET. 135 00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:12,424 LEAVE ME ALONE! 136 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:15,795 FILL US WITH WISDOM FROM ANOTHER BEYOND. 137 00:08:15,863 --> 00:08:18,096 All: YES. FILL US. 138 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:23,135 [SCREAMING] 139 00:08:23,204 --> 00:08:24,302 GIR? GIR? 140 00:08:24,371 --> 00:08:25,403 ARE YOU THERE, GIR? 141 00:08:25,472 --> 00:08:26,338 HELP ME! 142 00:08:34,382 --> 00:08:36,148 [GIGGLING] 143 00:08:39,486 --> 00:08:40,852 [CAR HORN HONKS] 144 00:08:43,958 --> 00:08:44,890 HI! 145 00:08:44,959 --> 00:08:46,925 GIR, FINALLY. 146 00:08:46,994 --> 00:08:47,893 I NEED YOUR HELP. 147 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:49,361 I'VE BEEN CAPTURED. 148 00:08:49,430 --> 00:08:51,096 YAY! 149 00:08:51,165 --> 00:08:53,065 NO, THAT'S BAD, GIR. 150 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:54,800 YAY! 151 00:08:54,869 --> 00:08:57,436 I NEED YOU TO LISTEN VERY, VERY, 152 00:08:57,504 --> 00:08:58,937 VERY, VERY, VERY, 153 00:08:59,005 --> 00:09:02,141 VERY, VERY, VERY CAREFULLY. 154 00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:04,709 WHAT? 155 00:09:18,492 --> 00:09:19,658 [GASPING] 156 00:09:22,597 --> 00:09:25,964 All: OOH. 157 00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:28,800 YOU ARE THE ONE WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR. 158 00:09:28,869 --> 00:09:33,405 THE ONE FORETOLD IN THE PROPHECIES TOLD BY... 159 00:09:33,474 --> 00:09:34,406 FRANK. 160 00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:36,408 YUP. TOLD YOU HE'D COME. 161 00:09:36,477 --> 00:09:38,577 BLESS THE CORNS ON MY TOES. 162 00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:40,846 [ALL TALKING AT ONCE] 163 00:09:43,284 --> 00:09:45,850 EXCUSE ME, THERE HAS BEEN A MISTAKE. 164 00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:50,255 FINALLY. COME ON, GIR. 165 00:09:50,324 --> 00:09:51,690 WHO ARE YOU? 166 00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:54,426 I AM GOVERNMENT MAN, COME FROM THE GOVERNMENT. 167 00:09:54,495 --> 00:09:56,028 THE GOVERNMENT HAS SENT ME. 168 00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:01,767 OH, HO HO HO! 169 00:10:01,836 --> 00:10:04,269 THIS IS NOT AN ALIEN LIFE FORM. 170 00:10:04,338 --> 00:10:07,039 HE IS AN EXPERIMENTAL GOVERNMENT AIRCRAFT. 171 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,373 [GROANS] 172 00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:10,208 THAT'S AN AIRCRAFT? 173 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:11,442 FOOLS! 174 00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:12,644 WHAT ELSE WOULD I BE? 175 00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:15,313 WHAT ABOUT THE FLOATING PIG OUT THERE? 176 00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:16,782 THAT'S A GOVERNMENT PIG. 177 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:19,284 WELL, I HAVE TO TAKE EVERYTHING BACK TO THE HOME BASE NOW. 178 00:10:19,353 --> 00:10:20,219 BYE-BYE. 179 00:10:23,524 --> 00:10:24,923 WAIT! 180 00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:26,792 COME ON, GIR. COME ON. 181 00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:28,293 UH, EXCUSE ME. 182 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:30,629 HOW DO WE KNOW HE'S REALLY A GOVERNMENT AIRCRAFT? 183 00:10:30,698 --> 00:10:33,332 AND HOW DO WE KNOW YOU'RE REALLY WITH THE GOVERNMENT? 184 00:10:39,140 --> 00:10:42,007 HE STILL HAS TO BLESS MY TOES. 185 00:10:42,076 --> 00:10:45,243 AND WHY SHOULD WE LET YOU TAKE OUR DISCOVERY? 186 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,013 I LIKE YOU. 187 00:10:53,254 --> 00:10:55,587 IT'S A GOVERNMENT ANDROID. 188 00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:57,523 HE'S STEALING OUR ALIEN. 189 00:10:57,592 --> 00:11:00,759 GIR, QUICKLY. RIDE THE PIG! 190 00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:03,195 [PIG ENGINE OINKING] 191 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:08,333 [SHOUTING] 192 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:15,273 Gir: HA HA HA HEE! 193 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:16,608 HA HA HA HA! 194 00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:19,712 [LAUGHING EVILLY] 195 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:25,817 Zim: YA HA HA! 196 00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:27,719 [GIR LAUGHING] 197 00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:43,235 TAKE ME WITH YOU. 198 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:45,570 TAKE ME WITH YOU! 199 00:11:45,639 --> 00:11:47,673 AAH! 200 00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:50,341 COME BACK! 201 00:11:52,078 --> 00:11:53,245 HA HA HA HA! 202 00:11:53,314 --> 00:11:55,680 FASTER, MY PIG. FASTER. 203 00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:59,017 Gir: WHEEEE-WHOOO! 204 00:11:59,086 --> 00:12:00,586 [GIR LAUGHING] 205 00:12:00,654 --> 00:12:02,821 AAH! 206 00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:20,906 FINALLY! WE ARE SAFE, GIR. 207 00:12:20,975 --> 00:12:22,908 WE'RE BACK ON TRACK. 208 00:12:22,977 --> 00:12:24,242 ♪ LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA ♪ 209 00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:25,243 ♪ LA LA LA LA LA ♪ 210 00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:27,379 EVERYTHING IS SMOOTH AND-- 211 00:12:28,683 --> 00:12:29,614 AAH! 212 00:12:29,683 --> 00:12:30,849 Gir: HA HA HA! 213 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:33,118 AAH! AAAH! 214 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:34,953 AAH! HA HA HA HA! 215 00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:38,389 AAH! AAH! 216 00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:44,329 [GASPING] 217 00:12:44,398 --> 00:12:45,330 WHAT? 218 00:12:45,399 --> 00:12:46,731 [WHIRRING]